For Those Raised When The Dinosaurs Roamed

Self storage units have been the same since the days before the big meteor hit the earth and the dinosaurs roamed. Women needed a place for all the stuff that was pilling up in the corner of the cave. Men kept replacing the stuff with the clubs and rocks that were important to them. Women needed a place to store the extra bowls and carved out eating utensils that were only brought out on holidays and special occasions. There were plenty of places in the side of the mountains for the new state of the art self storage units. The units could be used to put away all that clutter that there just was not room for any longer. Mom always needed a place to store away those snaggle tooth tiger furs that were handed down from generations to generations. Some things like, the old pterodactyl cage and the feather filled furs used for the baby dinosaurs that they kept as pets. Self storage units were constructed so that all the clutter could be put away. It made the cave looked bigger. Maybe it was time for grandma and grandpa to come and live with the family as they got older and they needed a place to put their stuff that was not needed any longer. What ever the case might be, the need for self storage units has been around since the beginning of time.

Back in the day, we carved the self storage units out of solid rock and installed doors made of rolled tree bark. These self storage units had trenches on each side for drainage. Self storage units still came in a variety of sizes. A standard battle club times 3 deep, and two wide was a very popular one, or four dinosaur leg bones deep, 3 clubs wide where you could store a lot of stuff. When it was cold, we left a space for a fire pit in the center of the storage space. Ventilation was always a problem, letting in the air for circulation without letting in our unfriendly neighbors. We installed rock walls around the storage sites, with heavy wooden gates that were opened in the morning and closed at night. There were few self storage units available and everyone wanted one.

Like most of our fellow dwellers, our cave has very little extra space with no closets or basements. We have too much stuff and no where to put it. Most of it makes its way to the garage, uggg. My wife has been grunting and complaining about all of the animal skins and woolly mammoth bones, and the kids sticks, rocks, clutter and mess of modern cave living. She never mentions or seems to notice all of her stuff that we trip over every day in the cave, uggg. We have decided that we can not put it off any longer, we have to consider looking at some self storage units. How does a cave person go about putting their worldly possessions in a self storage unit? A better question would be, where does a modern cave dweller find self storage units? And what does one cost. We do not know where this industry will go and if it will ever take off, but we will just have to see.

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